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Someone already made an android version, you jabroni. Check my recent comment history and you'll find that I linked to it when someone else asked.
edit: here's that link (note that I am not affiliated with this app in any way) https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.mad.jack.chardeemacdennisunofficialgameofgames&hl=en
edit: just a note, I have no affiliation with the creator of this, I just found it on this sub reddit