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Nanaca Crash. Only thing that doesn't work is submitting scores. Still plays just fine.
There's a Flash version here if you want to try it out. The instructions on the mobile version are in English, but the basic concept is that you click (and hold) at the angle you want, and then release the click when you have the power level you want. You want the guy to go as far as possible. Each person you bump into has different effects.
Edit: Realized flash version doesn't have English instructions.
I love this dumb game! Was stoked when I find out it was also available on android