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There's an app you can download to "clock in" when you sit down to poop. You put in your hourly wage, and it will calculate per week, per month, etc., how much you get paid to poop. It's called Paid to Poop.
there is an app for that
Description
It's a universal law that everybody poops, and sometimes, nature calls when you are at work. But fear not, because now you will know exactly how much money you made in the time spent in the loo. And when you find out how many dollars richer you are from completing life's most basic needs, feel free to brag to your coworkers about it too. Just don't tell your boss. They might not like that.
Features: Find how how much you were Paid to Poop! A timer to start when you sit down and let run in the background while you beat that next level of your favorite game! Share to all of your friends!
PSA: I don't pay you! You don't get money from this app. Sorry! This is just an app to calculate how much you get paid while on the can. Your boss is the one who will pay you!
There's an app for that.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.beardroid.paid2poop
You can even put down if it was a good poop or a bad poop.
Is this the one? Android
People like you are why we have these apps.
I love you for that.