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Agenda: well I plan to swoon every human in existance in order to obtain world power

and Point of view on PC: is that everything is offensive and I ban on site. Also no nigga allowed :3

And if need be I can be more offensive I know how to be https://veuwer.com/i/3a1v.jpg