BONUS FUCKERY:
I've been hard pimping with this stuff lately:
Now this shits proper Dean Gaffney - looks kind of funny but it's Well 'ard. The flavour and amplitude from this is difficult to explain, but I'd say it's a high teer fish noodle pimp ingredient. Something that's gonna command respect and appreciation.
Ignore that Jim Davidson price tag on the Amazon link - bought my pot for about £3...
It's like someone saw those headphones with a radio built in Radioshack used to sell and thought "how do make these more appealing to suburban dads?"