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I know the creator personally and he can get you fucking banned bro, maybe if you spent less time shitting in people's faces on Reddit and more time praising the holy lord and spirit you would be a bit more fucking positive. I mean he died for our sins dawg! and you're doing this, may god have mercy on your soul. Pick up a book for once, if I may recommend one; the bible would be a good pickup for someone like yourself.

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