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Download SharpKeys https://github.com/randyrants/sharpkeys/releases

Run the App and press Add, the key you want to remap is Special: Left Windows and you can remap this key to Special: Left Control and press write to registry to save it permanently.

This will tell windows that your windows key is actually the CTRL key and you won't need to change it in any games.