a good long while ago someone got me the General Hospital "soundtrack." It's mostly instrumental and Nurse's Ball songs.
https://www.amazon.com/General-Hospital-Soundtrack-Various-Artists/dp/B0000061CS
Book guide styled as if it was a travel guide written by a very long term character who has been everything from an ultra clean librarian to an intentional serial home wrecking slut to a heroic vampire slayer.
https://www.amazon.com/Travel-Guide-Port-Charles-Americas/dp/1368019374