~~day 61 of summoning~~ day 1 of retiring from my summoning role. Thanks to the new discord server people should definitely join it is very cool and epic, we’re definitely not desperate for more people I swear my job here is done
Day 338 of counting days:
Day 338
Day 1 of sharing my secret on how to get here early:
Reddit is fun app lets you have notifications on new posts on subreddits
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.andrewshu.android.reddit
CRANK THEM UP! These are Spinshot (tm) UltraMax Tennis Ball Machines.
https://www.amazon.com/Spinshot-Player-Tennis-Machine-Remote-Supported/dp/B016UYMFS4/ref=sr\_1\_10?keywords=Tennis+ball+machines&qid=1663232749&sr=8-10&ufe=app\_do%3Aamzn1.fos.17f26c18-b61b-4ce9-8a28-de351f41cffb
Their revolutionary design means we can customize and program height, direction, spin, speed for each of 6 sequential shots.
Yeah, it’s not a great plan, but it’s the best I can do on short notice…
Their top gun (u/Movertuber) let it slip that they key to the attack is the tennis balls! It’s so obvious, once he said it!
Fortunately, when we first found out that was the key to creating portals, I hit up Amazon for a couple cases of these: https://www.amazon.ca/Wilson-Hammer-Strung-Tennis-Racket/dp/B007ATJ5D2/ref=asc_df_B007ATJ5D2/?tag=googleshopc0c-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=292962786227&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=16433413638371057539&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&...
I had them stored in the storage room in the lab just in case. I suggest we all arm ourselves and get ready.
These are the days when we find out what we’re made of!
Breaking news for u/Nebula-Dragon, u/Lowkey_lonely27 and u/Flucxapacitor.
I’ve been monitoring the doppelgängers communications and i may have discovered how they’re planning to destroy the spacetime continuum!
Their top gun (u/Movertuber) let it slip that they key to the attack is the tennis balls! Fortunately, when we first found out that was the key to creating portals, I hit up Amazon for a couple cases of these: https://www.amazon.ca/Wilson-Hammer-Strung-Tennis-Racket/dp/B007ATJ5D2/ref=asc_df_B007ATJ5D2/?tag=googleshopc0c-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=292962786227&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=16433413638371057539&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&...
I had them stored in the storage room in the lab just in case.
I suggest we all arm ourselves and get ready. These are the days when we find out what we’re made of!
Yes, and no. On the calendar, it's Friday the 13th again, but for those who don't know, this doesn't merely refer to the terrible events at Camp Crystal Lake where Jason Voorhees and his crazy mother killed all those sex-crazed teen counselors. Not taking anything away for it - those are serious crimes and they shouldn't be taken lightly. (Our thoughts and prayers go out to the families)
But actually, we're really referring to October 13, 1307, when French soldiers arrested the Knights Templar in Paris on charges of heresy. This terrible, unlucky day when those saviors of Christendom were tortured by the Inquisition and made to confess to heresy, sodomy, and the worship of some goat-headed demon Baphomet. It was on that day that 18 Templar ships disappeared from port La Rochelle, never to be seen again, the mystery of which became one of history's great conspiracies, manhunts, legal travesties, and the plot for Knight of the Temple.
https://www.amazon.com/Knight-Temple-Brennan-Smith-ebook/dp/B01N0VYSI3/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8