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Hmmm. Okay. So I should find a node close to me so the ping is low. I've found one and it works, but now I'm looking at P2Pool.org and the URL they provide is: http://p2pool.org:22552

For some reason when I use this in my bat file, my cudaminer cannot connect. Thoughts?