Goddamn brother at least hide the thing in a tweet. Talk about how your shit got hacked so now you use privacy.com or something like you don't just make an ad as if you are the company itself. Makes you look like a shill.
Also JohnnyAppleCBD sucks.
Wasted, ugly freak. If he ever gets clean (doubtful), this is going to embarass him.
What is with the Burger King crowns? These freaks can't spring for a cheap one at a costume shop or something? You can get one on Amazon for $5 (probably less than the BK meal).
Sure it's ugly but like the BK one isn't and it'll last longer.
Ahem, not sure of Reddit censorship, but regarding a certain pretend to be something your aren't mental illness, I've long argued if I thought I was the King of France, people wouldn't bow down to me and call me sire to cater to it like they expect you to lie to cater to that delusion. Apparently, I need to come up with a new line. Apparently, kowtowing to people's insane fantasies is PC. smh
These days you could even have a lot of fun with it. Get a nice pirate patch. Put some logo on it you like. C'mon, Shitdick, no Temple OS patches out there?
Oh, hey, look. You can even get a kitten sticker one to go over your glasses. You should like that.
Or (cough, cough) how about a nice unicorn one to express your true self?