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I’ve only dipped my toes into the fathers, reading excerpts included in this study Bible: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1535940506/ref=emc_b_5_mob_t

But reading these made me want to take a dive into some of the specific patristic commentaries on Song of Songs. It’ll be my project once I’m through reading the books I’m working on now.

Oneness Pentecostal fidget spinners

Is that photo free to use or something?

“Two Pilot Doctrine,” with a brief discourse of events that will surely follow at the Coming of the Lord Jesus at the end of days, using newspaper exegesis finely honed by months of attendance at The Pre-Trib Research Center.

1. At the Rapture, one pilot hears the “The sound of a Trump.” No explanation necessary.
2. Only one gets raptured. This means the flights will be canceled and airlines are grounded, and one pilot gets a virus . The “corona” virus is easily defined as the Glory Cloud coming of Christ (Coming #2-b). It could refer to a crown. Finally it could be calling to a Trumpet.

It’s so clear!!!

Proof: https://www.wordnik.com/words/corona

This one. Funny thing is that I purposefully don't specify a version, in order to avoid offending any fragile sensibilities and because BibleGateway lets you set your preferred translation. It just defaults to the 2011 NIV apparently.