What are /r/SoapboxBanhammer's favorite Products & Services?

From 3.5 billion Reddit comments

Welcome to the new age

where the best way to get you off is by meeting random strangers who will jerk you off while you jerk yourself off

not to mention jerk others off as they jerk themselves off

really it is unfair as there is actually no jerking off being done but by whomself https://veuwer.com/i/36jy.jpg

One must train and hone their skills to be a successful shit poster

one day the internet will see us and we will the the golden shit, that love dumpster pile with so much character that even our ratty as smell can be ignored

shit post until there is nothing left to post about, we do it for the Cabal.

https://veuwer.com/i/3aeq.jpg

I've known ever since I was a child I supposed

but the church tried to beat it out of me

school tried to tell me hitler was bad

society tried to tell me anime was gay

and you know what

I'm now a gay nazi. Good for me https://veuwer.com/i/39t9.gif

Sound normal to me. The modern age holds vast mysteries that are just waiting to be unraveled!

There's the old ugly burning at the stake, crucifying, and raping way of doing things, the way of feral dogs and . But, do you really want to engage in such wanton violence? Are you animals, or are you man?

Why do we have to intrude on their lives? What gives us the right to supersede the Law and harass individuals?

Edit: [NSFW] This helped me get through this post.

I still hate this site

any moment I can shit on it will bring me satisfaction and pleasure

https://veuwer.com/i/383m.jpg

edit: but you guys do this to me. I'm here for the fam https://veuwer.com/i/383n.jpg