What are /r/TectEGG's favorite Products & Services?

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I'm actually tempted to download this to find out how shit it is

EDIT: you don't even need to download it, just look at the pictures

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.hg.grand.honkai.sword.impact

And then the description goes on about MHA, you can't make this shit up lmao