Also, I saw on your profile that you're active in the Twin Peaks community. This book is a series of critical essays on the original series. I think there's also been a similar book produced for The Return, but I can't personally vouch for it, as I haven't read it:
I have an android phone and use Voice Aloud Reader: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.hyperionics.avar
I was surprised at how listenable some of the voices they have these days actually are... give it whirl