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The ones that are supplied are very low amperage, and therefore provide little torque at low speed. You'll be happier with this one.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08N4R48LJ/ref=ppx\_yo\_dt\_b\_search\_asin\_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1
It’s an auxfun from Amazon. Super cheap, fine if you’re just starting but you’ll find you’ll want to upgrade quickly. machine link
I haven't bought mine quite yet either but, in my comparison, the Dao Huan is $449 (Dual Control Hollow Tubes) vs the Hismith $498 for the basic package. Both are similar size & weight, though the Dao Huan is quieter 30-38 dB vs 30-50 dB. Both come with a bag and initial dildo. The Dao Huan has a basic wired/wireless controller. The Hismith has a Wire/remote/App 3 in 1 that you can control from almost anywhere. Also, Hismith sells their machine with different "packages" that costs a lot less than buying various pieces separately. The noise isn't an issue for me, and I prefer the Hismith controller, factor in the $$ bundles available it's my initial choice.... unless someone knows if there are any customer service issues.
(The bundled machine link is a bit harder to find, here it is). https://www.amazon.com/Hismith-Machine-Practical-Matching-Attachements/dp/B087QZMCSF/ref=pd\_sbs\_sccl\_2\_5/142-4472127-4785648?pd\_rd\_w=Jp6Y7&pf\_rd\_p=dfec2022-428d-4b18-a6d4-8f791333a139&pf\_rd\_r=Q1STWB9NCXE6M2QNAXA0&pd\_rd\_r=10...).
Central Texas.
It is the Wired controlled version with extra attachments. Comes with an extension pole, suction base plate, spring extension, and vac-u-lock adapter.
https://www.amazon.com/Hismith-Premium-Machine-Wire-controlled-Dildo/dp/B01N6340A8
It is the previous model to this one.
I bought this one. Arrived last night, had a fun time using it. Only thrusts about 2 inches.
I made sure to get the one that comes with the mount plate for suction dildos because I wasn't sure about the quality of the ones that come with it.
https://www.amazon.com/Machine-Automatic-Thrusting-Connector-Attachments/dp/B08M9F1M9F/
I bought a cheap machine just to see if it was the wife’s thing. I thought it would be a once every 6 months fun thing to try a 3 some with a machine. I was wrong and it’s a weekly addition and we both love it . It’s noisey and cheaply made and thrusting options are slow to fast but it doesn’t have the grunt to go slow with big dildos. but gave us an experience to know machines are our thing. We will be buying a hismith in the near future now we know we will use it lots. I love the table top version but I’m after weight as the light one we have moves around a lot. We use weight bags to hold it but it still moves a lot. If you want to test the waters first this is the cheap one we got
Hello hello,
We have just started selling a sex machine on Amazon.
It's a different style than the one you have, ours is similar to Hismith but more compact, super quiet, more powerful motor and also more affordable.
Here is a link so you can check it out: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08RXTNKCS
Have a wonderful day!
The ones we use came with my kayak racks but these are longer, and work the same.
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maybe you can use this to tie it down?
We we're drunk, and have you seen the box cover? We added a dildo, and bang.