Nice research! The CNIB are a great group and will undoubtedly be down for a blind taste test. They endorse the greatest feel good app I have ever "seen". I'm not on speaking terms with Home Depot right now, so I'm no help to you there.
I like it and just under the clock too. I want to be Dark Helmet, so that makes you Lone Star. That's impressive for using paint 3d! I have zero meme skill so I recommend you check out ZomboDroid’s Meme Generator. So simple even I can do it! https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.zombodroid.MemeGenerator !mayo 420