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Pounded In The Butt By My Handsome Sentient Library Card Who Seems Otherworldly But In Reality Is Just A Natural Part Of The Priceless Resources Our Library System Provides

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I add this and pepper. Jane's krazy salt fucking slaps and is great with lamb. But use in moderation in a Shephards pie.

It's basically salt, seasonings, and onion and garlic powder. I swear by it