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If my math is correct (which is probably isn't), It should take 36357 dabs or around 10.1 hours to finally die. Here is the graph which I used to calculate this. Now I just have to start dabbing my life away!

With this new info, assuming an ant weighs 3 mg

1.14 kcal/week/gram * 0.003 gram * 26 weeks = 0.09 kcals burned by ant in it's lifetime, equivalent to around 2 steps of a human being..

I'm sure a powerful stomp would consume 0.09 kcals though..

edit: Also, with the act of stepping on an ant, we're effectively reducing its lifetime. (Assuming a uniform distribution of age of travelling ants, ants which are stepped on live an average of 90 days).. In this paradigm, the ants burn 0.045 kcals in their lifetime on average, hence the act of stepping on an ant exerts more energy than that ant exerts in its entire life.

Not quite sure about 20 grand. I use this: https://www.amazon.com/Aomya-Printer-Cartridges-Refillable-Syringes/dp/B077QVSKD5/

It's 400ml for $20. The op photo looks like it might be thicker/concentrated and needs to be mixed? If not then I don't think it'd be more than a couple hundred.

Also,

Bromelain is used for reducing swelling (inflammation), especially of the nose and sinuses, after surgery or injury. It is also used for hay fever, treating a bowel condition that includes swelling and ulcers (ulcerative colitis), removing dead and damaged tissue after a burn (debridement), preventing the collection of water in the lung(pulmonary edema), relaxing muscles, stimulating muscle contractions, slowing clotting, improving the absorption of antibiotics, preventing cancer, shortening labor, and helping the body get rid of fat. https://www.webmd.com/vitamins/ai/ingredientmono-895/bromelain

Put lots of pineapples on pizza (and everything else) or you will get cancer. r/knightsofpineapple

Although it may not fit in her vagina, (that could also not be true, I've seen some pretty stretched pussies) it could probably fit in her ass. The average human female's asshole can stretch up to 4.5-5 inches, but there have been cases of the anus stretching much larger. This still theoretically possible.

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It does however take years to train the anus to fit large objects into it. find you a kinky girl and you can get it in. Considering this is a thing, it's pretty safe to say the body is crazy when it comes to being stretched. (i specifically mean the 5 pound black one. 16 inches long and about 7 inches in girth i think.)

If it helps, the total combinations for your 6 lists will 21 + 35 + 35 + 21 + 7 + 1 = 120.

This calculator will help too https://www.omnicalculator.com/statistics/combination

Do 7 choose 2, 7 choose 3, 7 choose 4, etc

Now I’m curious what “regular sized” swimming pool our ph commenter was using. 55,450 fills up ~27.75 “regular sized” pools 55450/27.75 = 1998.1982 which we can round to 2000 liters, which approximately fills a circular pool that’s 6 feet across and 2.5 feet deep. Now, I would not call that “regular sized”. That’s hardly a hot tub. Now if he mixed up his units and instead thought 2000 gallons, we would instead have a pool with 12 foot diameter and 2.5 foot depth (2115 gallons, 8006 liters), which is much more reasonable sized, but I would still consider that a small pool. Our 12 foot pool is 8006 liters so 55450/8006 = 6.9 pools filled with coom. Quite impressive

Links: Finding pool volume https://www.onlinepoolchemicals.com/swimming-pool-size-calculator 12 ft x 30 in (2.5 ft) swimming pool you can get off Amazon https://www.amazon.com/Intex-Inches-Gallon-Capacity-Ground/dp/B07K1MW1FM