What are /r/BGCCircleJerk's favorite Products & Services?

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Srs, I have a personal alarm on my keys that is loud AF. Recently a man starting harassing me for money in a parking lot, followed me to my car and banged on my window. I started yelling and honking my car horn and he backed off. You can get personal alarms on amazon. https://www.amazon.com/Personal-Emergency-Self-Defense-Security-Keychain/dp/B076FVX6S1

Omg, but can you find a blonde BG who also loves pink and is in law?!?!

Srs, I fit this description and I’ve never had this issue. We’re not all that unique. Soon they’re going to be asking people to tie shoes for them over there.

I actually just found the EXACT one. Alo Yoga makes one that is similar but not exact and you can buy that on their site or through Nordstrom, but I just now found what looks like the exact one from Alo Yoga for sale on Amazon. Maybe it was an old design?

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