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at this point, viewing anything that isn't goal highlight gifs of games i didn't watch is the only thing keeping me from unsubbing. the only thing worse than what passes for "discussion" is what passes for "banter."

then you get multiple threads like this a day where someone is incapable of figuring something out. keep in mind that a comment saying "just look up some stats" was downvoted to about -20.

and what good is an r/soccer thread without some circlejerking of either arsenal, messi, or ronaldo?