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Stupid plague rats, they don’t even know that you can get full face respirators to protect you from ~~pepper spray~~ covid 19 for only 40$ on amazon

I fear that if this continues we will not have any young people left.

You must do what is necessary to protect yourself.

1. Make sure you wear an extra mask, and goggles to keep the pestilence out of your eyes.

2. Wear latex gloves and only pick things up with one of these: https://www.amazon.com/Plastic-Retro-Robot-Robotic-Pinch/dp/B0747YS98B/ref=asc_df_B0747YS98B/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=312003162663&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=13208271038350158120&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9033130&hvtargid=pla-570284194551&psc=1

3. Yell at anyone you see breaking the rules and report those rule breaking "karens" to the authorities.

I do love this thread and the humor. Something that isn’t funny is Australia is grabbing people and sending them off to vax camp. Somehow I don’t think it’s as fun as summer camp. vax camps for you

He'ah! I juz made ze cricket pancakkkes fa brakefast!

https://www.amazon.com/Cricket-powder-made-100-22/dp/B00OMCTODQ/ref=mp_s_a_1_4_mod_primary_new?crid=3D7K7K89YQAS6&keywords=cricket+flour+for+baking&qid=1667924324&sbo=RZvfv%2F%2FHxDF%2BO5021pAnSA%3D%3D&sprefix=cricket+flour%2Caps%2...

Time to wake up and get rid of your smartphones, people. Dumbphones (aka 'senior phones' or 'basic phones') can't run these tracking apps. They are also WAY cheaper and you can remove the battery. This has been my daily driver for over a year now, and I'm never going back to a $2000 glass sandwich...

https://www.amazon.ca/Sonim-Dual-SIM-Factory-Unlocked-Cellphone/dp/B016YH55AC

found it

i know she wouldn’t say neigh to these

Go read about neuroplasticity in relation to porn

https://www.amazon.com/Brain-That-Changes-Itself-Frontiers/dp/0143113100/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?crid=CLTDAME2IJH8&keywords=the+brain+that+changes+itself&qid=1644372919&sprefix=the+brain%2Caps%2C88&sr=8-1

There’s a whole chapter on it

Omg! Check out the reviews!🤮

PeSandy Adjustable Dog Respirator Muzzle, 3 PCS Breathable Dog Protective Muzzle for Small to Large Dogs Filter Air Pollutants Anti Fog/Anti Dust/Anti Secondhand Smoke, Pet Respirator Muzzle https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B07ZL1N9TP/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apan_glt_i_3YQKCE52XX1F23A125BD

/unchurch Just in case anyone is wondering. Jeff White is not a real person. This was a fake person generated by ai on thispersondoesnotexist.com I would never ever submit anyone for actual an actual Hermain Cain Award. The other facebook comments are just made-up or taken from other FB posts.

/rechurch I'm so fucking pissed Jeff pulled through! I had documented everything to present him a Hermain Cain Award and this fucker's immune system somehow beat it. He doesn't wear a mask! He doesn't get vaccinated! He still have a fucking Trump 2020 flag on his front porch! I can't believe this bastard beat Covid.

Cognitive dissonance?! No fucking way! He's the goddamn mastermind of covid manipulation.

Read Robert Kennedy's new book. It's easy to find as it's a #1 best seller on Amazon and the New York Times. It does a great job at data gathering over the decades of Pfauci's career.

The Real Anthony Fauci: Bill Gates, Big Pharma, and the Global War on Democracy and Public Health (Children’s Health Defense) https://smile.amazon.com/dp/1510766804/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apan_glt_fabc_K22W8KXK5D10EKB9WR03

Link to source: https://www.amazon.com/UNDERSTANDING-OMICRON-VARIANT-Questions-Informed-ebook/dp/B09N276DWB/ref=sr_1_2?qid=1639585787&refinements=p_27%3ADr+Theresa+Bishop&s=books&sr=1-2&text=Dr+Theresa+Bishop

These ones, Brother. How dare they trick people into spreading the plague with their shiny wares! These are just cheap gems stung together on a net. They don’t restrict airflow, they don’t fit the face, THEY DON’T EVEN FOG THE GLASSES! I wore mine anyway; it was uncomfortable and so I wrongly assumed it worked. Omicron for everyone that could see me smile right through this trash. We have got to bring Bezos to the fold. Where are the missionaries? Black Face Mask for women,Breathable Reusable Face Masks Washable,Rhinestone Mesh Masquerade Mask,Sparkly Adjustable Face Mask for Fashion Costume Party Nightclub for Girls(Black-1pcs) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08G4P5FSN/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_JN8FWSX7BG3AEMW64HYS?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1 Black Face Mask for women,Breathable Reusable Face Masks Washable,Rhinestone Mesh Masquerade Mask,Sparkly Adjustable Face Mask for Fashion Costume Party Nightclub for Girls(Black-1pcs) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08G4P5FSN/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_JN8FWSX7BG3AEMW64HYS?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

https://www.amazon.com/Fauci-Real-Political-Action-Figure/dp/B07VF7S744/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?crid=2AWP4V05SXB2Z&keywords=fauci%2Bdoll%2Bwith%2Bmask&qid=1638014368&sprefix=fauci%2Bdoll%2Caps%2C136&sr=8-3&th=1&psc=1

They also have Kamala, AOC and Brandon!!

Fool, we need to consume the donut so we can reach ventilator heaven faster. Don't forget to order his coloring book. It's a great way to pass the time as I am on the holy ventilator as well.

Ps: where can I buy that fauci doll?

Speaking of sniffing, I think we need to start wearing nasal filters in addition to 2 boxes of masks. I've found the perfect solution: Ogrmar 25PCS Red Circus Clown Nose Christmas Costume Party Cosplay Red Nose Day Halloween Decor (25PCS) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B076BBT69Q/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_S4XTBRJRMJPY0R41FX4E

This is outrageous. Animals are not exempt. https://www.amazon.com/K9-Mask-Breathe-Premium-Refills/dp/B08N71MRSD I expect a statement from Dr Fauci, 100 masks be upon him, soon.

Good heavens! How could you let this happen OP!?

Don’t panic, what’s done is done. What you need now is horse PPE. The ivermectin likely has turned her gay though so it might be time to move on.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0019IN1F8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_i_FJMEAKEH0P2XYP7NNWB6

https://www.eharmony.com