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Steven Seagal released a music album called Songs from the Crystal Cave. Just waiting for Dave to drop his own magnum opus Wails from the Encrusted Office.

He's going to pull up on stream one day wearing this and act like nothing has changed "whut do you mean a clown vest" and squint at the camera.

https://www.amazon.com/Tigerdoe-Clown-Costume-Dress-Accessories/dp/B06XNP8H7X/ref=mp_s_a_1_9?dchild=1&keywords=clown+vest&qid=1597256297&sr=8-9

https://www.google.com/adsense/new/localized-terms?gsessionid=YY4l0qCTZRQmbf19Sp7RUILsL9QkuYTh

Section 6. 2nd paragraph.

>If you breach the AdSense Terms or Google suspends or terminates your Account, you (i) are prohibited from creating a new Account, and (ii) may not be permitted to monetize content on other Google products.

Section 6. 1st paragraph.

>Google may at any time, without providing a warning or prior notice, temporarily suspend further payments on your Account, suspend or terminate the participation of any Property in the Services, or suspend or terminate your Account because of, among other reasons, invalid activity or your failure to otherwise fully comply with the AdSense Policies.

Either his payments were put on a "temporary" hold for 7 years and he was lying, or he is doing something else.

What could something else be?

I have a feeling since Machinima closed in January 2019, that dave has been using khet's name on an adsense account. Since they are married now, it's technically legal, but I think Google would see it differently.

Also, he can't monetize his YouTube videos anyways since:

>not be permitted to monetize content on other Google products.

If Google wanted to make an example out of him, they would, but so far nothing has happened. Maybe he is small potatoes, but if you get enough small potatoes, you can fill a bushel.

https://www.amazon.com/Temptations-Treats-Chicken-Flavor-Holiday/dp/B01LNB6SA0/ref=bmx_2?pd_rd_w=DfOgK&pf_rd_p=b56a886c-2bb4-4e74-b4cf-23d7a76693c8&pf_rd_r=Q89XY65P7XC194KZW67P&pd_rd_r=6d4c95c0-a584-4217-a4bf-b92a7f454f31&pd_rd_wg=9Lshx&pd_rd_i=B01LNB6SA0&psc=1

https://www.amazon.com/Temptations-Jumbo-Treats-Chicken-Flavor/dp/B07QSCFV37/ref=sr_1_5?crid=3GNXCCDCN323L&dchild=1&keywords=temptations+jumbo+stuffed+chicken+cat+treats&qid=1619208275&rdc=1&sprefix=Temptations+Jumbo+stuffed+Chicken%2Caps%2C169&sr=8-5This is what I give to our Cat, I give her 4 every night at roughly 10:30. She will only eat this treat, she will not eat the regular size it has to be the Jumbo size. Clearly you can see it does not cost enough for it to even be mentioned by a rich guy like Phil but that's Phil. That & a lot of these items would be cheaper elsewhere or in store.

This rabbit hole goes deep.

he could mute the mic.

a $10-$30 foot pedal (on the floor and out of sight) from amazon could be setup with a hotkey to mute the mic in OBS momentarily he just doesn't care about his fans

when all the views dry up he'll say 'everyone said I should mute the mic and do it and views are still down' - yeah because people were asking you to do that 8 years ago

he still touts 'direct capture' on his twitch page. it's pathetic. the bare minimum is not a selling point for streamers in 2020

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0098PLPOI

dsp is full of shit he doesn't go to the doctor and his gout is self-diagnosed AFAIK