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Just like any other Blood Sport or Death Race, this contest is played by the protagonists against a team of competition fielding a diverse array of Dog Skull and Motor Vehicle.

It is a form of Jousting, that does not include being chained or tied to a rock with a sword made of Feathers or Seashells.

Instead it uses "Fluid Dynamics" the ball's volume has been partially filled with a Colloidal Heavy Metal, such as Gallium-Mercury. As such, the ball displays a chaotic vector of motion similar to a Double Pendulum or Strange Attractor such as a Double Scroll.

If you win, you win Butterflies! Yay.

However, David Carradine, Sylvester Stallone, James Caan and Jimmy Smits are on the opposing team.

https://www.powerthesaurus.org/fluid_dynamics/synonyms

Do you feel sporty? Punk? We'll do ya?