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Regarding Ken's consternationover pronouncing future as "fyuchur" vs "footur"

I recently watched a pretty interesting video about just that subject:

https://www.amazon.com/Spider-Man-Way-Home-Tom-Holland/dp/B09NMDWYDL

The discussion of poorly-translated internet communications reminded me fondly of the book <em>How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? Or Effective Way?</em>, which I have had sitting in my bookshelf for years.

This classic of the genre served a similar purpose to the subject of this entry for me and my friends back in the day. We used to pass it around and snort laughing as we read particularly bad passages out loud.