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You're the type of asshole that gets my moped towed every other month because I don't use it every single weekend.

Do you have any idea what Arnolds charges to get your car back? Its base around $250 for the first day which is only until 6PM when the office closes. That's why that fucking scumbag Ricky Arnold like to snatch cars around 4 or 5pm because they know you wont make it there the same day and they can hit you for another $250 the very next day.

So, you want to fuck someone over for about $500 just so you can park your car in theirspot and save yourself a little hassle? Maybe you drive too much. Maybe you should not have moved to a tiny ass island with a parking problem and brought your own car. Maybe you need a moped? How about a bicycle with a basket like the a majority of us do? How about anything other than calling the fucking cops?

Did you try a note on the car? Maybe make connections with the people you live by?

Did you ask your neighbors who owns the car? Do you even speak to your neighbors?

Did you try Nextdoor.com? Its a thing for nosy neighbors. I think you'll love it.

Did you do anything other than posting here seeking validation to call the cops?

I can almost promise your not actually from Key West.

You lack the "nunya fukn bizness" island ethos.

Fuck you very much.

Dude. Chill out you're going to blow a vessel :)

>A nice place will run you at least $350.

I just stayed at The Reach, Waldorf Astoria for $250 a night last month. The Marriot Waterfront is $254 right now.

Just keep your eye on a hotel booking site if you're money-conscious and you'll be able to find plenty for less than what you're thinking.

>Also Key West has outlawed AirB&B and Homeaway.

The reality is that you can go on AirBnB right now and get a private room for $148. There's a ton of rooms in Key West available, and unless you decide to turn your host in to the authorities, I think you'll be just fine.

I have been there four times, have a fifth trip already booked and love that island. Here are the books I own about Key West.

EDIT. I have quite a few books about Key West on my to buy list as well.

Dry Tortugas FAQ:
http://www.nps.gov/drto/faqs.htm
The Dry Tortugas are awesome!
We've been there many times.
If you can't get a reservation to camp, I highly recommended you take the day trip.
It's well worth the money.
Here's some of my pix:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/cayobo/sets/371679/
Here's hoping you'll make it out there and come back and share your experience and pix with us in the future.

Undying Love: The True Story of a Passion That Defied Death:
http://www.amazon.com/Undying-Love-Story-Passion-Defied/dp/0978894987
Related Article:
http://truecrime.io9.com/undying-love-carl-tanzlers-mummified-dream-girl-1710663454