Dude great question! I think it is something all of us programmers eventually ask ourselves.
Fortunately, there's a lot of literature for people really "nerd out" on code aesthetics.
Check out Clean Code by by Bob Martin (http://www.amazon.com/Clean-Code-Handbook-Software-Craftsmanship/dp/0132350882/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1390323390&sr=8-1&keywords=clean+code)
Or authors like Martin Fowler, Refactoring, or Kent Beck, Test Driven Development by Example
This website is designed with training for programming in mind. Its good at working your right pinky finger out, as well as teach the top row. You'll just need to sign in with google to get access to the free version. And there is a premium section that helps give more feedback that I have not tried.
VMware Player requires a 64-bit CPU. Look here for some help in determining whether your CPU is 64-bit: How to check whether my hardware is 64-bit capable in Windows? - Super User