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Tousen walked into the bar with a weird gem in his hand. It glowed strangely as he inspected it and a small robot flitted around it, shooting small sparks towards the rock.

"It seems like it's holding together well... looks like we'll be trying out stage one tonight... or should we wait til morning after sleep?" He looked at the robot as if he were waiting for some form of response, but of course he didn't really hear one, right?

He sighed in frustration as he sat down at the bar and looked around to see if he knew someone, of course not, it was probably too early to drink anyway.

"A dark and stormy, please, and keep 'em coming until i look like i'm getting dizzy." He smiled at the barlady, no point in starting off on the wrong foot, right?