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She giggles and holds up a very battered Quiddtich playbook so you can clearly see what it is. Now I wish it were "The Art of War" told through dance. That would be something to see.

OOC: That's hilarious. XD

I sit across from you. What have you got there? Wait, let me guess. Theory of Relativity? Quantum Mechaics for Kids? No, wait! I've got it: Sun Tzu's "The Art of War" told through interpretive dance?

OOC: I figured that last one makes sense because moving pictures.

I continue to read

The Art of War is the best thing you could read if you want to be able to defend yourself against anyone. Let me know the next time you learn battle strategy from Game of Thrones or Harry Potter and I'll be sure to pick those books up as soon as I can.

I sigh and shake my head

If you think "The Art of War" is smut, maybe you need to go to muggle school. Now unless you want house points taken away, don't take my stuff.

I flick my wand and your hands freeze as my book floats into my hands and I continue reading, letting your frozen hands just kinda stay there

Why.. are you reading "The Art of War".... that's really boring...read something interesting like.. I dont know? Game of Thrones or Harry Potter... that guys got his own book and hes not even dead yet. And can you unfreeze my hands please? I promise I wont take your stuff.

Thanks again, Cary, She sighed as she pulled on the gloves. So, after Hogwarts, do you want a career in 'transmutation'? Or are you like the rest of Gryffindor and want a big bravado job like auror or quidditch star? She teased.

OOC: JEALOUS. I have always wanted to get into D&D but was always too shy to ask the guys I know who play it. I've been reading Critical Failures rn (if you haven't you should) and it is making the want to play so much stronger.

Tissues will be a must. I really like the Burton version, but I always kind of wished he'd done a film of the Looking Glass Wars version of the classic tale- it just seemed right up his alley, he'd of done it real justice.

Yes, yes Miss Rowle. I have something for you. I rummage through my desk and pull out a book and hand it to you. I seem to not realize that this could be deemed as inappropriate. I thought with the interests you expressed in other classes, this may be something you enjoy that is akin to my class.