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The candles the room suddenyl go out and you're immersed in darkness. You hear the people in the chair begin to shake and oddly, glow. A grey light starts coming from their bodies, at first, almost too faint to make out, then, it grows stronger and stronger until the entire room is illuminated. The light then starts focusing, then creates an image. IMAGE

(Sorry if it looks like shit, tried to make it look as decent as my crappy skills allow me to. The main colors are constantly shifting. Think of it like a giant hologram head floating in hte middle of everyone.

"YOU..." a thick inhuman voice booms, "YOU CARRY MY KIN"