Here you go. The most professional fryer for professional gamers, plus it has 2 baskets so no more waiting for tendie goodness. And it's only 113 GBP, a veritable bargain! Mommy is literally committing child abuse if she doesn't buy one for you.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07LCGT9G4/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_xD1cFbT7WRC5V
M'goodboy,I recommend you have bitch mommy purchase this wonderful alternative. It's not tendie scented but it will smell like the heavenly scent of bacon.
Unfortunately I did not find a Mountain Dew suit but I did find this https://www.amazon.de/Mountain-Dew-Licensed-Graphic-T-Shirt/dp/B00O8H9JNU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1530252577&sr=8-1&keywords=Mountain%2BDew%2Bshirt&th=1&psc=1