You can buy them The Apocryphal Gospels. You can also buy the books cut from the Old Testament like the Book of Enoch.
Man, it's moments like these that I realize how much people just pull stuff out of their butts on Reddit. Gloves are absolutely used when operating chainsaws. Source: my dad worked as a lineman for decades and also... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B009E82SEK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_c.2jFbVKM8G40