What are /r/Vagante's favorite Products & Services?

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consider getting a third-party controller mapper (like https://joytokey.net/en/ , or others) as a workaround? It basically treats your controller like it's a keyboard.

not the most graceful solution, but it would maybe work.

Bats! I would love to have a few eye balls in my room bahahahaaha =) Maybe a 'sleeping' chicken...

Just to name a few. I saw this bat eye looking plush on Amazon and fell in love with it .. https://www.amazon.com/Sanei-Kirby-Adventure-Collection-Waddle/dp/B00MHI0IC8/