I love this song so much.
I mean, really, you're going to list all the terrible oppressions faced by men and the worst you can come up with is that some women might want you to hold doors for them?
Also, I love how many of the lines don't scan, or even come close to it.
Fun fact: the guy who recorded it was organizing some sort of AVFM event in Nashville, and soliciting donations for it, only to cancel it at the last minute. I don't think the donations were everrefunded, and he seems to have vanished after that, and his artistryagainstmisandry website has been down for a year or two -- though I see he has a new site up with more music on it.