If you’re serious, there’s a product designed to help with this called a Happy Hoodie. The OP is a cute setup for a picture but won’t actually help much when trying to dry a dog.
I don't clip mine. I use a drill. And LOTS OF SAUSAGES!🤭🤭🤭🤭 💗💗💗💗 (https://www.amazon.com/Dremel-Cordless-Variable-Multi-Purpose-Accessory/dp/B07R9PNRBD/ref=mp_s_a_1_6?dchild=1&keywords=dremel+dog&qid=1610385227&sr=8-6)
this doggo is helping create a three dimensional model of the milky way by donating commodity hardware computing time to a supercomputing network
good doggo
you can do the same by installing https://boinc.berkeley.edu/! if you set your cpu usage limit low enough (30-40%), you will use virtually 0 additional power, effectively helping science without spending a cent on electricity
smart pupper
There should be a subreddit dedicated to the ridiculous thing we buy for our pets, right? Rule: The link to buy it on amazon, or wherever else people buy stuff online, must be included in the comment.
Because things like this are now part of my 65lb hippo/amstaff’s wardrobe.
RC Pet Products Packable Dog Rain Poncho, Rubber Ducky, X-Large https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CHPSJTU/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_xNMoDbM7N34JS