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Is that yovr idea ov a vndergrovnd OS? Kek. Arch Linvx ist so mainstream. I made my ovvn kvstom bvilt OS vvith LFS. There's only one copy ov it in the vvorld bvt the gvy vvho maintains it is a lazy asshole.

Yov shovld never trust allmvsic to jvdge vvhat it's trve or not. They gave Tommy Giles Rogers and His Magic Band's Trovt Colovrs Replica a 3/5. Novv they're trying to convince vs that that Al Qaeda ist responsible for all ov metalcore.

Some kvlt tabs for yov all: As Little Elves as Santa's Spies, Levendegjøring (Sønn av ulykke).