This man has written many manuals to defeat the chads.
I use GIMP. It's kind of like photoshop, but with less tools and features. I find I can still edit, draw, manipulate etc. pretty well with it though. It's free too, so that's a plus.
My dear gentlesir, you may wish to avow yourself of such classic titles and Being and Nothingess, by the veritable Jean-Paul Sartre, The Art of War, by the glorious Sun Tzu, and Thus Spake Zarathustra, by the indomitable Friedrich Nietzsche.
On completing this trifecta of intellectualism, you will be fully equipped to end any battle of the wits by declaring qualia on your opponent and referring to your goodself as übermensch.
I bought this led wire off of Amazon! Then I just wrapped it around my sacred nippon wooden blade (carved from a Baja Blast Dew Tree), and fired a rear-curtain sync flash after a few seconds of exposure!