I’m so glad the industry is changing and people like you are being phased out. You had two correct choices to make. Help OP or ignore OP, both would lead to them figuring out what they needed. Instead you chose to perpetuate the “admin” image that paints us as arrogant, and self serving. Shit like this has no place anymore.
OP this ain’t exactly what you’re looking for but it has some additional useful information
PowerBI? https://powerbi.microsoft.com/en-us/documentation/powerbi-content-pack-office365mon/
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Which was targeted for May and hasn't been released