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My husband / Sweetwater rep recommended this. I reckon it'll do the trick for you and your aesthetic.

Of course! I epoxy a couple of these knobs on all my synths, it's like they open up a whole new drawer of sonic potential!

Link: https://www.amazon.com/Girl-Loves-Electronic-Synthesizer-T-Shirt/dp/B08MFPBSSL/ref=sr_1_32_sspa?dchild=1&keywords=synthesizer+shirt&qid=1607467935&s=apparel&sr=1-32-spons&psc=1

DISCLAIMER: Does not come in wood paneling.

It's a sunbeam: https://www.amazon.com/Sunbeam-Ironing-Board-with-Rest/dp/B00ITLCCOY

Can I plug use a usb a to usb b adaptor to plug a usb coffee warmer into my moog1?

Well, I started with a simple module. https://www.amazon.com/1PZ-CHR-001-Universal-Fashion-Chrome/dp/B077BMZV7Z/ref=sr_1_13?crid=2Z37PDB387UX&keywords=Hood+fashion+squeeze+horn&qid=1661551128&sprefix=hood+fashion+squeeze+horn%2Caps%2C144&sr=8-13

i made you a tshirt for you. /u/artolindsay1. I guess the mods might delete cos its kinda a plug or political or lame or something. But you are responsible and the reason I did it /u/artolindsay1. /u/aarocka and /u/Palivizumab and /u/artolindsay1 I will come to your gigs wearing one and i will protest !!!

Popped collar, never once takes off shades , hogs the aux cable to keep playing Tiesto, won’t stop trying to grope you/your girlfriend/or anyone else that comes within reach.

The trick with software is to map that shit. Map it to knobs, sliders, don't mouse. Seriously. There is no joy in mousing when you're trying to play a software synth. I learned that back in the 90s using Rebirth. Added a controller and it was like magic.

But yeah, the Monologue multitracked will get you a really long way.

Also, seen this? Open source and Roger Linn approved... https://surge-synthesizer.github.io/

The standard sweetwater goodie bag contains: laffy taffy, smarties, bit o honey, fireball jawbreaker, tootsie roll, and maybe something else.

You're probably thinking about Laffy Taffy

VST Thad:

• Ultimate "not even recording, dawless jam" ethos is not letting the sound ever exit your computer
• Only uses samples and presets, still cashing in 10x than Digital Chad
• Doesn't leave the room to buy gear, use gear and recently thanks to Twitch, can even play out w/o leaving the room
• Doesn't even own a MIDI keyboard. Goes through one Logitech K120 weekly from madlad solos using computer keys
• Secretly collects abandonware softsynths. Has an Ichiro Toda shrine hidden in the closet.

Pirate Lad:

• Never paid a dime for music gear, if we don't count NordVPN subscription but he uses that to Torrent pr0n and watch other people's Netflix subscriptions so it doesn't count
• Doesn't even install music software. Hoarding as the ulitmate expression of "not even recording, dawlass jam" ethos.
• Doesn't even use the free tier of Spotify in favour of leeching off Soulseek.

This modular bundle comes in 20 and 64 voice versions. They also come with a deal where you can get the whole bundle free if you show proof that you recently adopted a cat. I’m not even joking about that haha.

https://www.amazon.com/Altman-Plants-Assorted-Live-bulk/dp/B07L1G31YT

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Dude, everyone knows that they exclusively used vintage cassette recorders like this rare example. I have some tutorials on youtube, if you're interested