preload your clipboards with:
ha ha made you use capacitor to warp
ha ha made you undock
ha ha made you use ammo
ha ha made you log in
ha ha made you use fatigue
operation human meat shield successfully completed
operation no poors successfully completed
reported to the admins for undocking
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No need for a new os, just a program installed on your os. Windows has the RegisterHotKey - https://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms646309(VS.85).aspx function which can be used to register global hotkeys and then just copy into multiple memory locations.
BTW its already been done. http://www.paludour.net/TenClips.html
TenClips - Allows you to have up to 10 clipboards
Glary Utilities - Tons of good system utilities, undelete/defragger/tracks eraser/startup analyzer, etc
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