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Putting your snarkiness aside, it isn't an absurd request. In fact, I found an app to do exactly what I described.
The quality is sub-par, but it works.
And if you really wanted to know, I was interested in listening to stories written by writers on reddit during my 2 hour commute to work. But you're right, maybe I should be reading while I drive so I don't get lazy.
That's okay though. You keep being a jerk.
There is an app on Android, Auri, that does text to speech for Reddit. It's like listening to talk radio while you drive.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.wavecade.auri
But I understand. Family, work etc. Give Auri a try. Reads the whole post and comments. Just hate the Jazz background music but you can turn that off.
just now I remembered an app I have tried a while ago called auri for reddit you can look at it to get an idea of what I suggest and if it helps you
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.wavecade.auri&hl=ar