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http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=11h3c2heei3dha4e2fifeeef0264c465

i may have gone about it in a simple fashion, but i replaced each number with the corresponding letter in the english alphabet. 0 = 0. so A = 1, B = 2. then swapped the numbers for letters. 2 = B... etc... anyway i did the swap to the first string of data and got this: Using closest Wolfram|Alpha interpretation: 0264c465

i put this: into wolfram and got that link.

Result: 122 760c speed of light in vaccum also wolfram interprets this as: tachyonic speed

TL;DR I'm bored as fuck, this is how i went about seeing if i could solve it

The leet key extension for firefox is useful for doing all sorts of awesome transformations right in the browser (or using their editor thing)

For example here is my post in morse code:

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http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=A858DE45F56D9BC9

Anyone know what the hell any of this means? I Wolfed A858DE45F56D9BC9's name.

I'm guessing that before we go onto anything else it would be best to work out what its name is all about first and then try to move on from there.

Perhaps because it gathered too much heat <https://twitter.com/#!/mikkohypponen/status/87423512339423232> ... if the admins already know the IP addresses used to post these, it's time to take away the botmaster's toy.

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