Here are 2 very good air pumps
Adjustable Pump: https://www.amazon.ca/Pawfly-Adjustable-Aquarium-Outlets-Accessories/dp/B01EBXI7PG
Almost silent usb pump: https://www.amazon.ca/Wodwad-Aquarium-Portable-Oxygen-Compressor/dp/B07D8FYZCT
Thank you! I've had a fair ammount of pratice and got some new stuff in. I used this to fill up and help keep the water in.
Cleanstream Style Inflatable... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IPMUCR6?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share
And this to attach it to my shower.
All in One 4 Tip Shower Enema System https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00MWB5I9S?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share
They were a massive aid in reaching that size.
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It's tubes are not the best, but they definitely get the job done. Just gotta pull the air stones off the ends iirc.
For this particular inflation, I used this to fill up and help keep the water in. Cleanstream Style Inflatable... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IPMUCR6?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share
And this to attach it to my shower. All in One 4 Tip Shower Enema System https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00MWB5I9S?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share
I got you.
Comes with a valve to deflate your belly, too!
its known as a punch balloon
https://www.amazon.co.uk/jaunty-partyware-Balloons-Fillers-Premium/dp/B07BQQY7C9/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?keywords=punch+balloon&qid=1667598139&qu=eyJxc2MiOiI0Ljg5IiwicXNhIjoiNC4yMCIsInFzcCI6IjMuOTgifQ%3D%3D&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1&smid=A35KQ7DUAA71XU.
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basically just tie the balloon around a pipe so no air escapes. (round & round + cross over). then hold the balloon in half then roll it up so it fits up your butt.
Make sure you find a good aquarium pump & pipe that will fit the connect for the balloon. hope that helps
make sure the balloon don't inflate too quick.
To make it fun, make a very small hole in the top of the balloon so when it inflates too quick the air escapes into you.
Wow, you look fantastic and pretty full :) But you should really try this one though:
https://www.amazon.com/Garden-Sprayer-Gallon-Adjustable-Pressure/dp/B09ML2XB11
It's fantastic, it just bloats you no matter what. Even when you think you are full to the brim, it manages to bloat you more and more and then yet some more :)
I used something similar to this for a makeshift enema syringe https://www.amazon.com/Boley-Super-Water-Blaster-Soaker/dp/B079ZWB3PM?source=ps-sl-shoppingads-lpcontext&ref_=fplfs&smid=A1TAJSPBHYIH03&th=1 and It was a lot cheaper.
These are 2 great usb aquarium pump
PERSUPER Air Pump Aquarium... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07Q9J3P7H?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share
This is the one that is referred to a lot Mylivell Portable Ultra Silent... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07QQPR9PN?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share
I've tried them but I wasn't fond of it because I could 't find a decent way to adapt it to my existing hoses, and they tend to be a bit too high pressure. I much prefer higher powered aquarium pumps(that is, low pressure, high volume).
This pump is my go to high power pump. It uses a 1/4 inch tube versus a aquarium standard of 3/16, but you can buy adapters for that.
I use the cone shaped adapter that comes with most bike pumps and can easily be found at stores, link for example below, I found that my aquarium pump tubing also fits in the socket as well, but this cone tip works amazing for enema tubing
Doesn't look like your shower is well suited for this. Easiest way is to get an enema kit. Get a big one, like this https://enemasupply.com/products/4-quart-enema-bag-kit Then you don't have to faff about with refilling mid session. You should add some salt to the water, otherwise you might get a bit woozy from water retention. This isn't rocket science, a teaspoon per liter should do, but you could probably be fine with a bit less or more than that.
If you don't dare to buy an enema kit, that's understandable (your life gets so much better when you stop giving a fuck, so I suggest working on it, though), but there are other options. I've made a huge enema bucket from a normal bucket with an aquarium water pump in it. Just drill a hole in the side, fit some tubing and make sure it's tight. These portable rechargeable showers are good for inflation: https://www.amazon.com/Ivation-Portable-Outdoor-Battery-Powered/dp/B00IFHFJXI Solar showers can fit a huge amount of water (20l-ish) and can be used as enema bags.
But my favorite makeshift inflation tool lately has to be the garden sprayer. Got it for less than 10 bucks on sale, it fits 5 liters (6 if you ignore the max fill line, which is fine), provides a gentle stream and pumping action. Can be used for both water and air. When it's out of water, but there's pressure left, it starts pumping air into you instead, which makes a lot of gurgling noises and can be a turn on in itself.
Anyway, all those macgyver solutions get much better with a good hose and some nozzles, which you get from the enema kit. So get that.
Are you asking how to retain water once your full of it?
just get one of these https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07T8BWHPL/ref=ppx\_yo\_dt\_b\_asin\_title\_o01\_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
and put it in once your full of water, inflate it till its bigger than the door per say. then no matter what the water is not coming out without you wanting it too.
Though that toy does need a few modifications to make it actually reliable, its prone to sudden deflation out of the box. which well will result in a very large mess if your full of water and this happens.
Would this pump suffice (and how would I perform the bloat with it)? Blood Pressure Bulb Pump Replacement with Tubing Rubber Adjustable Pump Bulb rubber blood tester for Sphygmomanometer
Yes! Get one of these https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07T8BWHPL/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o04_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
Put it in small. Make it huge. Make it bigger than the door.
Then your plugged. your sealed. free to walk around and whatever else you like.
Once its big enough no matter how hard your body tries to push the water, air, or even the plug out. not a single drop of water will leak out of you.
Blood Pressure Bulb Pump Replacement with Tubing Rubber Adjustable Pump Bulb rubber blood tester for Sphygmomanometer https://www.amazon.com/dp/B077X8D94C/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_i_3JMQPKYJSKMS6VW93ZE4
Or you can just order them from Amazon
Not really a "porn shop" option but one isn't really necessary. But aquarium aeration pumps have absolutely improved my enjoyment of this kink. And if you really want a kinky experience combine it with a dildo with a cum tube. I recommend using a check valve as the fitting between them. Double duty of getting them connected and preventing air from flowing backwards.
I kinda miss the romanticism of manual pump but I really can't go back.
One tip, don't get brave. Stick with low flow 0.5 to 1.5 L/min it's much safer and more enjoyable
https://www.amazon.com/Tetra-Whisper-Easy-Aquariums-Non-UL/dp/B0009YJ4N6
I've had my tetra for years now and it's still quieter than my manual pump. And perfectly reliable.
Or if you wanted something portable battery operated. This is on my wishlist.
https://www.amazon.com/Kulife-Aquarium-Rechargeable-Portable-Emergency/dp/B098NPN6QG
I doubt any toy company is going to take on the liability of making a purpose made pump because in spite of inflation being pretty safe when practiced responsibly stupid people still exist
AQQA Aquarium Rechargeable Battery Air Pump,Multifunctional Portable Energy Saving Power Quiet Oxygen Pump, One/Dual Outlets with Air Stone,Suitable for Indoors Power Outages Fishing https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08G8PTST8/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_i_PXYYHE9F59EH9ZVCDFXC?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1
One last question. I can get any aquarium pump, right? I found these few on Amazon but don't know which one to get:
Those helium tanks are DOT-39 cylinders, most of them have a 1/4" flare fitting on them. They are not meant to be refilled. The helium in those tanks are usually around 250ish PSI. They aren't anything for beginners to mess around with. Heck, even inflation enthusiasts, I caution. (REALLY, ANY PRESSURIZED SOURCE SHOULD BE TREATED AS DANGEROUS.)
You can use something like this this to throttle out of the tank(along with the handle for two levels of control).
To adapt to aquarium tubing, I've found that using refrigeration hoses, cutting off one end and using a 3/16" hose barb connector to be the best.
Well thats very nice of you!
I dont have a dropbox or anything, but if anyone wants to check out my deviantart collection, I have a lot of favorites. Check it out, and possibly share your favorites too! https://www.deviantart.com/idonutkare
https://zapier.com/apps/amazon-alexa/integrations/discord
Perhaps it is possible with this. If I got your intentions clear you want someone remotely e.g across the internet to turn on and off the amazon thing my which I presume can communicate with Alexa. I would imagine that you could configure this so that on a message in discord you can let someone toggle it off and on.
>could you send me a link to the USB pump ting? I'd love to give it a try
This is what I'm talking about
Just search for 'USB aquarium pump' on Amazon. I don't know where you are but it should be around 10 USD There's loads. It doesn't need to have any buttons on it, just get one that's literally 'plug in to turn in, disconnect to turn off' and you'll be fine. You can probably get more powerful ones or whatever that are just as small, but keep in mind these have absolutely zero speed control (other than on and off) so if it's too much you will probably struggle to use it. And make sure you get one with a tube.
Something you might find difficult is holding the air in, especially if you're new. One thing that might be worth considering is drilling a hole in a buttplug and (assuming you can hide it, it's pretty obvious what this is) glueing it to the tube. Should help a fair bit with keeping it in, but DO NOT LEAVE IT IN OVERNIGHT FOR ANY REASON.
>I am too new to try that lemon trick yea lol, noted tho for later, what happens if you take too much of it? Does it rupture something or did you mean the drug-kinda overdose?
Well, baking soda isn't exactly good for you to begin with, but that's only the start of your problems if you've taken way too much. The reaction produces a lot of gas really quickly, which is more if you've overdone it. Even your gag reflex won't save you from rupturing your stomach in that situation as it's way too much. Hence you start REALLY SMALL.
Yea they are great and I sent her the pump she used it was this one JAKKO Aquarium Air Pumps,Portable Mini USB Aquarium Fish Tank Oxygen Air Pump Mute Energy Save Compressor https://www.amazon.com/dp/B088QLP2JD/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_2GQDS782MJNMJ2ZQ5PF8
You can refill one from a bucket very quickly. And again, the cap unscrews so you can just pour it in from a bottle or blender directly without a bowl. But either way, very quick and easy to refill. No reason to have multiple imho.
This is the one I got: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000OOZZTI/
I personally use this hand pump. It’s relatively cheap, it’s small and can be hidden easily, and if it is found, it’s pretty inconspicuous. It’s a bulb pump, so it’s very easy to control and do only for short periods of time. You can stick the input side into a water bottle or something of the sort and then you have a small (less effective) version of a shower inflation (I have done this and it works.
It is perfectly safe to drink, and is manufactured for patients having difficulty swallowing. Non-toxic.
It’s a fiver supplement powder. It’s primarily made of cilium seed husks and a bit of flavouring. I used it for health but holy moly does it bloat up when it absorbs water. Get the sugar free version for added effect. Here it is:
https://www.amazon.com/Metamucil-Multi-Health-Psyllium-Supplement-Sugar-Free/dp/B003CT2YQY
One I’ve recommended a bunch here is (https://www.amazon.com/Cleanstream-In-line-Bulb-Enema-Syringe/dp/B003X4DRG4/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=enema+bulb+pump&qid=1628859412&sr=8-3) “this one.” It’s relatively cheap, it’s smaller and can be hidden easily, and if it is found, it’s pretty inconspicuous. It’s a hand pump, but not the kind like bike pumps. It’s a bulb pump, so it’s very easy to control and do only for short periods of time. If you wanted to, you could even stick the input side into a water bottle or something of the sort and then you’d have a small (less effective) version of a shower inflation.
I have a bulb pump that I use for air inflation and, on occasion, whipped cream inflation (which is euphoric and feels good as hell, but obviously costs for the can of whipped cream).
Here’s the pump. You can use it for an air inflation, water inflation if you stick the stubby end in a water bottle or something, or take off the output end and stick it to a can of whipped cream. I think it’s just handy cuz it’s smaller than a lot of other things people use and it doesn’t really arouse suspicion.
I’d assume you mean a ball pump like this: https://www.amazon.com/TONUNI-Extension-Basketball-Volleyball-Inflatables/dp/B07FR65S9G My advice is gonna be based off a kind like that.
So basically, you don’t have many great options unless you find a hose of some sort. I got a pump just like that when I first wanted to inflate and I also didn’t have a hose. It was tough but it can fit inside you, the real problem is that you can’t really inflate with the angle that youre on because the handle is too far away from you and you can’t bend down to pump it very well. A hose is almost a requirement for a thing like that. But if you’re willing to try and steadfast in not getting a tube extension, you might be able to make a tube out of hollow pen tubes if you duct tape it well enough, I used to use hollow pen tubes before I got a tube. The pen method is crappy but works somewhat. But really, get a tube. Any pet supply shop is gonna have it, you might even find one at a place like Walmart. But also be careful with all that stuff, rough stuff can cause discomfort and bleeding if you aren’t careful.
https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B002JLJC0W/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1 be careful, you can only go a few seconds at a time, ITS POWERFUL
Here's what's seen in the picture Cleanstream Style Inflatable... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IPMUCR6?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share
And here's the kit I used to attach it to my shower
All in One 4 Tip Shower Enema System https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00MWB5I9S?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share
If these don't work feel free to dm me and I'll try sending the links again
I got mine on Amazon this is what I had filling me. Cleanstream Style Inflatable... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00IPMUCR6?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share
And this is what I used to attach it to my shower. All in One 4 Tip Shower Enema System https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00MWB5I9S?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share
Tetra Whisper 10 is compact, cheap, and a good pressure rating to inflate fully without being painful(Outputs 0.5 liters/min). I personally use this pump from Hygger, it's stupid powerful(over 16L/min at full blast!). Then again, I've been inflating for almost 13 years now, so I like to push it sometimes...
As for an adapter for aquarium hosing to a bike pump, go to your local hardware store and find a brass 3/16" barb splicer. If the Schrader adapter can be removed, the hose diameter should be snug enough for no air loss.
Silicone is best, I use some blue tubing that I get from Pet Supplies Plus, they have like 25ft sections for $5ish. It will discolor from use over time.
I also recommend some sort of air control, like a shutoff valve or an aquarium gang valve, so you can rest and let your belly adjust without having to hold the hose shut or cutting the pump off and letting air out.
Happy inflating!
You're looking for a Higginson syringe. Insert the nozzle end where needed and leave the other end unconnected (open to the air). It's a one-way device that can also be connected in series with enema equipment.
https://www.amazon.com/Cleanstream-In-line-Bulb-Enema-Syringe/dp/B003X4DRG4
The first pump can go up to 4L/min which for me is uncomfortable the second pump has a max of 2L/min. They both have variable flow rates you can adjust but no off position once plugged it will run untill you unplug it. I recommend a extension cord with a on off switch for convenience.