What are /r/BossfightUniverse's favorite Products & Services?

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You need the Glasses of Chuk'kee to see the enemies in this level. Without them you have a 0% chance of hitting them and they will eat away at your life.

—Weapons—

High-Tech Sword(180 G) A sword ahead of its time. Has YouTube on it too.

Cyber Wand(200 G) Programmed into existence. Even the small can use it.

Bionic Slingshot(190 G) Made by the Saturns of all people.

Robo-Nozzle(190 G) Very accurate and smooth controlling. Comes with rainbow mode too.

Code Crasher (200 G) It is big, burly, and busts the biggests of Robots.

Calculator(190 G) A calculator to do math more efficiently.

—Armor—

Tech Armor(180 G) Protective gear with an internet hotspot!

Mini Tech Armor(170 G) Much smaller than it’s normal counterpart.

Future Collar (190 G) The collar of the future. Has a GPS tracker.

Nano Body(200 G) The city’s most used body for the robots. Really sturdy and effective.

Firewall Plating (190 G) Big security, big protection, for big creatures. Not sponsored by NordVPN.

Trio Bracer(180 G) An armor set for 3, with communications with low ping too!

—Tools—

Rocket/Turbo Double Nozzle Pack (300 G) Both Rocket and Turbo Nozzles in one package.

—Items—

Power Charger (100 G) Next Physical attack will deal 2.5x damage.

Mind Charger (100 G) Next Elemental attack will deal 2.5x damage.

Edible Battery (90 G) Heals 100 HP. Heals twice as much to machines.{Whose idea was this?}What? It’s safe to eat.

Revitalizer(150 G) Clinically proven. Revives an ally to max HP.

Annus starts geting some cuts as the axe targets him, so he turns into a mythical creature, the legendary Mermer, and swats the axe away with one flick of his majestic turquoise fin.

Meanwhile, Unus is drinking THICC WATER, which ups his defense so far he withstands the null skull blast, of PURE PLASMA, I know, before it wears off.

The Mermer is having a harder time dodging, being out of the water, and gets scorched. It barely affects its stunning, awesome hide, only maybe a day's worth.

Finally, the ice gets thrown into the tornado, turning it into a MODERATELY SIZED ICE FIRE TORNADO, SOON TO BE HURRICANE BECAUSE THE ICE IS GONNA MELT