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I have made an Android app that extends Explosm's Random Comic Generator and improves the experience for fans.

It allows you to browse through randomly generated comics from Explosm's website and save your favorite ones to review later. There's also a ranking that shows the best generated comics of this week and of all time.

As an extra, the currently featured (daily) comic from Explosm can be viewed as well.

You can install it for free from the Google Play store.

I hope you enjoy it as much as I do!

It's a absurdist extrapolation of an old joke.

First time I heard it was in the movie airplane:

Young Boy with Coffee: Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.

Little Girl: Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you.

[takes coffee]

Little Girl: Oh, won't you sit down?

Young Boy with Coffee: Cream?

Little Girl: No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.

Here's a good discussion of it: https://www.quora.com/What-are-some-statements-that-follow-I-like-my-coffee-like-I-like-my-women

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Look, I have provided everything you need to inform yourself. Actually, I don't even care what you pick. I just hope that NordVPN and other of those bullshit VPN-Services can't afford themselfs in the future. Which will never happen unfortunately.