I feel for you and normally would keep scrolling but a recent tip from a friend changed my life and I had to share. I’m the proud owner of two Yorkies—this breed is notoriously yappy. They barked at everything- I mean everything—doorbell ringing, the sound of foil being unwrapped, if we put a glass cup down on the counter too harshly they’d loose it. They were running my household up until I started using this spray each time they barked.
It’s called Pet Corrector and is a small aerosol can that emits a loud hissing sound that startles the dog when pressed- sounds like a snake. Doesn’t harm the dog and only emits air. Also, you don’t spray it too close to them. Trained both of my dogs by making all of the noises they would normally bark at (knocked on the front door, rang the doorbell, etc) and each time they barked- I’d spray. The sound is similar to the one the dog whisperer, Cesar Milan makes when he’s training dogs but louder. They stopped barking at normal day to day noises too avoid hearing the pet corrector. It saved my ears and my sanity. I know this doesn’t solve all of the issues you listed, but hopefully it helps with at least one of them. Good luck friend!
Pet Corrector https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005H0I7A8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_849RCR5A269QRHZJ4MEY
Probably best off having a browse on Amazon, but I'm using https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B075FRGCT1/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_glt_fabc_DA8DPAZ5Q95QY3NHX9X5?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1
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https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07JKZ2CQZ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_glt_fabc_552396N10NDXH6TGDX64
They are safe, but like any chew you should supervise them when they have it (at least be home at the same time where you can hear them). We only give it to her once a day for maybe an hour and then take it away so she doesn't chew it all up so fast.
A big one like this costs about $30 on Amazon, and since it's a whole antler it will last longer than a split one (maybe 5 months if used sparingly, depending on how heavy of a chewer your dog is), and there is less risk of splinters from it. We toss it once the pieces are small enough to fully fit in her mouth to prevent her from trying to swallow it whole.