A DNS adblocker may be your best bet then. You could use something like a pi-Hole if you're extra paranoid or Private Internet Access's VPN as it has an inbuilt 'Mace' DNS Adblock. (I use this for phone adblocking)
Um... Apparently!
Vodka has often been characterized as having a neutral flavor. However, after seeking comments from the public, the Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau recently dropped the requirement that vodka should be "without distinctive character, aroma, taste, or color". They're obviously not an authority on what is or is not vodka, but they do have some regulatory control in the US regarding classification, I would guess.
I'm not sure what that means for this "virgin vodka".The ingredients from the link list water and flavoring, so I guess it's just expensive, lightly-flavored water.
You can use PageFlip, which is a generic comic reader and you can get SMBC on it. I actually use a dedicated app called SMBC Comics, but it looks it's been pulled from the Play Store for whatever reason.