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English translation: AAAAAAAAA!
>Only "stable" (from 2001 or before) software is included in the Debian core distribution. In Debian project parlance, the term stable means that the software is no longer under active development or widespread use and that the authors are long dead; if software is still under active development, it undergoes changes too rapidly for the Debian project to incorporate them. Due to pressure from users, obsolete versions of certain software that is still under development may be included in the unstable section, but its use is broadly discouraged, since it does not strictly adhere to the project's guidelines, sometimes including software from after the Renaissance.
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I figured someone already created it...Here's How To Speak Tamarian link.
Now you can walk around an REALLY confuse those out of touch babies.
So, I did a little bit of looking around for this one. (I'm not American btw, just curious)
There is a definite history of stereotyping people by soft drinks (see this article)
https://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2013/01/brief-history-racist-soft-drinks/318929/
And looking at places like UNCYLOPEDIA, you can see a great example of the racial slurs in process.
https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Grape_drink (UNCYLOPEDIA IS NOT WIKIPEDIA. IT CONTAINS UPSETTING, RACIAL STEREOTYPE AND POTENTIAL NSFW CONTENT)
I have managed to find pictures other than this one (including a panda-coloured one), but I haven’t been able to narrow down the classification past Curculionidae. Also, https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Trumpet_Weevil
Uncyclopedia, a parody of Wikipedia that has all nonsense content. Even though this site started a few years after Wikipedia, they claim that Wikipedia is a 'parody' of that site (article). It's vulgar as well.
This reminds me of the uncyclopedia page on spoilers.
(Warning major spoilers for...everything)
I foolishly went on there a few times and it spoiled me every time lol. After the first time, I have no one to blame but myself though.
Bless his heart. Every zionist is an exemplary human being.
> Although Epstein showered his friends, family and students with love and attention, he had neglected the self-care and self-love that were necessary to keep him going. Unbeknownst to everyone but his deepest friends, Epstein suffered from severe anxiety and depression.[3] Despite the best efforts of his celebrity friends, Epstein eventually succumbed to his inner demons, and he committed suicide in his own cell.
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> In a way, Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself: the world killed Jeffrey Epstein.
This made me tear up. Mr. Epstein, you've left us behind to this cruel world.
> the mythical PAX, which is basically a large mathematical formula that allows ST* drivers to presume their cars to be faster than the "real cars". This PAX--otherwise known as mental masturbation--is the holy grail of autocross, the only goal is not to go faster than the other guy, but to have the mathematical formula tell everybody that your time was "better" than the other guys even though your car was slower overall.
its an older/outdated page but its still hilarious https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Autocross
Yep, came here to say this, it exists and it's called Uncyclopedia. I remember making a "hilarious" article when I was younger about the <em>Nintendo Puu</em> back when the Nintendo Wii was announced, so it's been around since at least 2006.
Their article about Wikipedia is a good one.
> Calculations which are undefined are denoted by the ⊥ symbol, pronounced Bottom, which the documentation explains as the compiler giving you the finger.
From the "official" Haskell wiki page.
Given the versatility of F-word I was hoping for a more modal effect
The warnings at the beginning of the article gives out OKBR vibes. I reckon that you try reading article about Malaysia from the Uncyclopedia too. This one even got labelled as "public concern" by the Ministry of Internal Security
https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Zen
In particular this:
A Zen Master walked up to a hot dog stand and said, "Make me one with everything." The vendor complied, adding a bit of every ingredient available at his stall to the hot dog. The Zen Master was pleased, however he noticed the vendor had neglected to give him back his change, as the Zen Master had paid with a large bill. Upon inquiry into the matter, the vendor replied, "Don't you know, change must come from yourself and within."
Upon hearing this, the Zen Master produced a Colt 45 from his robes and waved it about. The vendor was visibly taken aback and cried "What are you doing?" The Zen Master replied: "This, is my inner piece".
Pretty sure the entire point of Uncyclopedia is to be offensive. To everyone. From their article on China:
> Zhōngguó Gòngchǎndǎng Yīdǎng Zhuānzhèng Rénmín Bùkě Dāngjiā Zuòzhǔ Gònghéguó, often abbreviated as Ching Chang Chong Land
No, no, no. This is false information that often gets repeated by the uninformed. Actually, "Genuine leather" refers to leather from an animal called Genuine:
Genuine (lat. Tergum incorruptus) is a small carnivorous rodent belonging to the subfamily Cricetinae. They're found in the arctic regions, from Canada to Siberia, and the southern parts of Chile and Argentina. Genuines are hunted for their fur and skin, which are made into shoes, vests, coats, and various other items.
For more information:
This came to mind while reading your comment:
> Enter the idea of a "hemorrhaging edge" distro: Gentoo. It is the exemplar of the term "hemorrhaging edge" -- there is no piece of software too advanced, too experimental, or too downright dangerous for the main tree. In fact, if the users don't have a chance larger than 1 to crash their box at least once a week due to new and untested software they will swarm onto the forums and accuse Gentoo of "going all Debian" on them. After the separate Stable and Unstable branches were created, every user switched immediately to Unstable which became the new de-facto Stable.
> In fact, I would argue that the Japanese are some of the longest lived people on the planet on a diet primarily constisting of fish.
The Okinawa were studied primarily because they were the heathiest of the Japanese, and the Japanese were studied because they were much healthier than Americans in terms of Chronic disease.
The Okinawa were healthier while eating only 1/4 the fish (less than 1/2 oz day) as the Japanese and the dietary survey seems to indicate less than an egg a month - which is the expected output of a wild chicken (or 1 a week in a family of 4 in a old school chicken).
The Japanese themselves got fatter and sicker after the postwar while eating the same calories, but halving their rice consumption for animal protein, dairy, eggs and fat.
>And I was raised on encyclopedias thank you.
Was it ghe one that went on and on about the epidemic of kitten huffing?
I have no idea man, I don't personally drink lol
...but geologists drinking is almost a universal constant. Both my parents, fellow co-workers, grad students, professors.... Something I was told once is that the geology department on our campus was the only building with/allowed to have a liquor license so they could have the social hours, alumni gatherings, and various other dinners and such.
>There's nowt wrong wi'owt what mitherin' clutterbucks don't barley grummit
go ahead and educate yourself on T' age old Lancastrian martial art of Ecky Thump
I think that if you look up the N Word here, you might get an idea of how I feel about the washington redskins. I think it's born out of racism, rather than respect. In general, I don't have a problem with indian imagery though (Indian motorcycles and Apache helicopters come to mind. Those seem born more out of respect).
https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/World_War_1_in_a_Alternate_Universe Keep in mind that I haven't got to their respective bio's yet but they are in the commanders list. Yeah, I took some creative freedoms
You should check out the uncyclopedia. Look up the N word on there. I would direct link it, but I'd probably activate a filter. It's a fairly accurate depiction of how I feel about all of it.
I found a few forum posts from 2006 where people were mourning the death of Bronson Pinchot and linked to this article about the death of Augusto Pinochet (they obviously didn't read it). Further, Uncyclopedia posted this joke article around the same time which probably increased confusion as well.
it's not any of those colors, it's o b v i o u s l y Air Superiority Blue (57th worse color name)
(hope the link doesn't break the rules, if so pls tell me)
<strong>https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Worst_100_Colors_of_All_Time</strong>
Why, uh, you got a kitten? *scratch scratch* Look, uh... I could really use an orange one, man...
I already did.
https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/User:Maniac1075
There's eggs to more info pages too... you'll have to find them because they're hidden.... and I forgot where the fuck I put them?
I just had a good look at your username (/u/CaptainObvious) and I just realized you have a very coveted one.
The satiracle Uncyclopedia has an article on you
Like what what the Onion is to Newspapers, Uncyclopedia is that to Wikis
> Al-Gebra is a terrorist movement headed by Osum Bin Adden, which has reportedly infiltrated American schools. It began at the undergraduate level and has spread to secondary schools, according to US Attorney General John Ashcroft. Favored targets are said to include homomorphics and people living in polynomial relationships. Academics dismiss the Ashcroft's accusations as pandering to the lowest common denominator of anti-Arab prejudice.
Here, use this page
Scroll down to the "S.i.d.o" listings, and rest assured, whatever you read, is 100% truthful and of the highest quality standards! I shit you not.
It's the closest we can get to a real life Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice
Also doubles as an /r/itemshop item given
There’s some pretty funny articles, specifically the GI Joe-Transformers War, Charles Guiteau (which is written as if Charles was actually successful and everything), and 12 angry men
Step 1 find hungry-for-whatever-you-are monsters
Step 2 just stand there
Step 3 You died
Even Easier
Step 1 Find weapon
Step 2 Apply directly to the forehead
Step 3 You Are Dead
Even Easier
Step 1 Be low level
Step 2 have no ground for 500ft beneath you
Step 3 You fell from a high place
Little harder
Step 1 Know AOE cantrip spell
Step 2 Cast on self
Step 3 purposefully fail your saving throw
Step 4 Would you like to identify your items?
This reminded me of his Uncyclopedia page:
> Despite popular belief, he was not assassinated. The so-called gunman was a guard, and was attempting to protect the president from a bee.
https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/AAAAAAAAA!
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This is me joking about Discus Throwing. I used to do Discus Throwing in middle school and the main rule we had was that you never ever throw a Discus when anyone is in front of you. Hence me teasing about it being a blood sport.
Water Polo with Sharks is a reference to this article It’s obviously not a real sport, but it’s an article I always go to whenever I imagine a blood sport. Good times.
Here a saltier version of your sentence
NSFW language here.
Redcar.
Unpopular for good reason - it's unpleasant. Good for a fight on the beach though and maybe a bit of smack.
Not specifically Redcar, but still applies.
"Teesside is situated in the river Tees, like a North-Eastern lost city of Atlantis, but nobody ever wants it to resurface."
Wikipedia ("the 'free' encyclopedia") is a website that parodies Uncyclopedia. It uses lots of parodymium when parodying. It was founded in 2001, when it began its noble goal of spreading the world's misinformation in the most inconspicuous way possible. Academic experts claim this is the reason they strongly urge students not to cite Wikipedia. The real reason, obviously, is that they fear the Internet will take over the world, and they still believe libraries are relevant.[1] Originally written exclusively in Klingon, the project currently spans all the known languages of history, thanks in part to contributions by C-3PO.[2] The English version has over forty million pages, most of them capitalization redirects.
More details here: https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Wikipedia
rapidly oscillating between "national polls :)" and "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
> I was at the store yesterday and overheard a woman telling another woman that her young son was upset that she was requiring him to wear a mask over his pirate costume for Halloween.
I mean, you can complain about it, or you can make it work.
Corned Human and Cabbage
One 3-pound human brisket, soaked in brine 2 Tbsp allspice 8 whole cloves 4 bay leaves Assorted vegetables (carrots, squash, bell peppers, eggplant, onions, etc.) Freshly ground black pepper preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Place the corned human in a colander in the sink and rinse well under cold running water. Place the corned human in a large Dutch Oven with a tight-fitting lid; add the water, bay leaves, peppercorns, allspice and cloves. Bring to a boil, uncovered, and skim off any scum (many humans are full of scum). Cover and place in oven, then braise until tender, about 4 hours. Remove meat to a cutting board and cover with foil to keep warm. Add vegetables to cooking liquids and bring to a boil. Lower heat and simmer for about 20 minutes. Carve the human into thin slices and serve with the vegetables.
According to historical documents, 1964 was the year of the Lonnie Zamora UFO incident. The UFO was downed, perhaps that is what you mean by 'downer'. I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.
>https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/HowTo:Fuck\_Off
Sorry, some prudes with sticks up their asses downvoted my comment despite the fact that you were rude to me first. I want to make sure you see it, so here it is again :>
It's been a while since I thought of this site, as I recall it would find some way to link to Oscar Wilde in just about every article. I haven't looked much to see if they still do, but it might amuse you. https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Oscar_Wilde
Did you have a specific reason for making it private? Whatever the reason, I'm sure most people here would understand.
I think I've only been subscribed for about two months, but I've enjoyed, in a way, the things from here that slip into my frontpage.
There is an incredible amount of many people's creative works still hosted on websites years after they were made, the best of which is recirculated ad nauseum. However, that doesn't mean that there are no more hidden gems to rediscover. People will continue to stumble upon (get it?) small creative communities like this one: a collective of neo-dadaists sharing highbrow humor wrapped in disgusting shock-value packages.
This sub is a 'gem' because, outside of a vague theme, there's no lines for people to draw inside. It's a community defined by what's contributed, as opposed to a receptacle for content that must fit specific rules in order to be accepted (not counting obvious spam posts.) I'm subbed to /r/waifu for the same reason.
I say keep it public, so other like-minded weirdos can find this subreddit and contribute to it. A online community of strangers creating art together is something that should be preserved, for both themselves and for future first-time visitors.
I also want to fuck bugs. Like, really bad.
Via Gnome Theory. How can Santa still go into millions of houses? He has a barrier of billions of minuscule protective gnomes surrounding him that provide him with a shield from COVID.
I get a Vincent Price vibe, but I suspect this isn't a famous person. Unfortunately, the obligingly clear and distinctive signature doesn't lead anywhere either; the only significant Garvins I can find don't sign like this or do portraits.
> Related Articles: "Incoherent Overwritten Literary Trainwreck," a novel by Thomas Pynchon.
We’re in a Tho-mas Pyn-chon nah-vul So all the crih-tics haf-ta grah-vul At—the author’s feet! So c’mon—and find the beat! And sing along!
(Being children, they are somewhat off-key, but no one seems to mind. They continue:)
Although our sing-ing has-no rea-son If we stopped-it be-high trea-son ‘Cause it’s—a Pynchon book! So c’mon—and take a look! And read alo—
Back in my day, we referred to people who killed themselves as becoming "AN HERO"... Not sure when this changed to "A HERO". Become an hero today!
I agree with you as a korean national but I believe that it cannot be stopped anytime soon. There was Japanophilia, Yellow fever, Wapanese in prior times and they didn’t exactly got stopped either...
English people are wobbles flat palm from side to side ... ok ... at spoken English. If you stay in the home counties. Venture too far North, South, or West^* and you'll quickly wonder if they're speaking a foreign language.
[*] Go too far North and West and you'll end up in Wales. Good luck. Go even further North and you'll end up in my home town, the Socialist Republic Of Scouseland .Even better luck will be required...
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Why all the Aero Precision?
I'm a dirty dirty whore for AP.
Why 223 Wylde?
How'd you like it?
Love it. Couple FTE's I suspect came from the magazine I used.
What's your plan with it?
Will probably upgrade the trigger or optic next. Aimpoint pro for the optic, and I debate the trigger but once I see one on sale that looks good I'll grab it.
It is, but more of a bullshit catchphrase for the media and people (like you) to eat up.
Don't get me wrong, mate, I understand your frustration. Just calling out the BS like دولة العطاء والانسانية.
I'll refer you this quote from Uncyclopedia on Kuwait (a highly reputable source):
>Kuwaitis are said to boast the highest annual average personal income in the world. This is partly due to large oil revenues being 'equally' divided amongst citizens. This division of wealth is achieved using an extremely complex series of calculations known as the "One for you, ten for me" method.
This thing again.
I've never understood why people insist on taking this thing so literally. Fantasy and absurdism have existed in some form or another for pretty much all of humanity's history. Who's to say this thing isn't some 14th century version of AAAAAAA?
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It was a joke
It was supposed to seem like a genuine contribution at first but then 2/3 of the way through it implies that Hitler is a role model for kids, in an nonchalant way
Check the Misdirection bullet point in the Basic Techniques section of this joke guide:
https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Uncyclopedia:How_To_Be_Funny_And_Not_Just_Stupid
I'm so hoping that this is what you're referencing: https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Cell_biologists_are_cooler_than_molecular_biologists
If you want an idea on doing another one. I wrote something out years ago I had hoped to make into a cartoon. But i sucked balls at it. So I just wrote it as part of an article.
Scroll down to "We want chicks n stuff" it could be modified as just a conversation they're having about watching "My heart will go on" by Celine Dion, unless you can think of another clip that shows the Titanic to fit them talking about it?
If you'd like to learn more about drop bears, the Australian Museum has a page about drop bears - they're mostly confined to the eastern states, so you'll be perfectly safe from drop bears in SA, NT and WA. And the Australian Geographic magazine featured a study on how they are tracked.
Hoop snakes are another horror to avoid.
who ever wrote the entry for
is a fukkin genius. rilly rilly funny. that piano part....holy moses! and what i think was a reference to "axolotl"? just wow
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also fun fact: Piano is a very peculiar word in Italian because it has several meanings, all deducted by context: It means: Softly\Slowly\Quietly\Soft\Slow\Quiet (Adv\Adj.) as in your case: "Ci siamo conosciuti piano piano".
A few years ago, I answered this question in a semi-fictional piece of dipshit comedy.
https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Whatcha_thinking_about%3F
Anyway, if that's far too long to read, the answer is: time travel
Edinburgh, or, to give it its technical name, Edin mu pont frexis a la monte, is the fifth largest of the seven mobile cities of the World. Currently broken down on the outskirts of Aberdeen in Scotland, the city is now showing extensive wind, rain, and bagpipe damage.
Lets be honest,"Tuesday morning" is difficult to comprehend when a million years is a short amount of time. LOL.
This one is gold - Liberal Hypocrisy: MEDIA GORGON Rachel Maddow Is Criticizing Our Loyal President Even Though She IS THE PRESIDENT.
I do enjoy reading nonsensical articles though. If you like this one, have a look on https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Main_Page.
About ten years ago, I thought the Uncyclopedia article on Stan was about as funny as the internet got.
> Stan the Demon, (known by the Japanese as Chibielzebub), or Phil the Prince of Insufficient Light and Supreme Ruler of Heck, is Satan's younger brother and sidekick, and was born in Swindon, UK.
You just said that to make me visit that subreddit for nothing, didn't you...?
Also, the source of my reply was from when I was in "that corner" of Google and came across an Uncyclopedia article many years ago and this reminded me of that.
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Kitten Huffing: 7 de abril de 2005
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Cheiramento de gatinhos: 25 de julho de 2006
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Sinto muito amigo, mas você está financiando o meme yankee em detrimento da indústria nacional