What are /r/UncleRoger's favorite Products & Services?

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Can also search for Wang Gang Egg Fried Rice 王刚 蛋炒饭...

You can always get a camping-style portable butane grill like this one: https://www.amazon.com/ONE-GS-3900-Butane-Portable-Burner/dp/B09RN22HDQ/

I have a natural gas range, but this portable unit puts out a lot more heat and cools faster than my range does.

Best:

Zojirushi Neuro Fuzzy Rice Cooker, 5.5-Cup, Premium White https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00007J5U7/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_XAXD6KQTYZ70NMXTN6M9

Cheaper but still good:

Zojirushi NHS-10 6-Cup (Uncooked) Rice Cooker https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00004S576/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_5WFCFSXDNJ7AQDFTGYPF?psc=1

Ingredients listed (source):
Macaroni Product (Wheat Flour, Niacin, Folic Acid, Riboflavin, Thiamine Mononitrate, Iron, Water), Salt, Enriched Wheat Flour (Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid), Sugar, Monosodium Glutamate (aka MSG), Vegetable Oil Shortening (Soybean), Onion Powder, Textured Soy Flour, Dextrose, Hydrolyzed Corn, Soy and Wheat Gluten Protein, Spices, Dehydrated Carrots, Guar Gum, Turmeric (Color), Dehydrated Parsley, Extractive of Paprika (Color), Natural and Artificial Flavors, Garlic Po

It has MSG. Why you post lies? HAIYAA!!!

For reference, this is the wok I bought on Amazon, though it appears to be sold out at the moment.

I followed the instructions given by someone in the reviews section, who was referenced frequently by the other reviewers. If you decide to buy a carbon steel wok or pan, I highly recommend you read this review and tutorial.

Rice cooker and paddle. Perfect. Fuiyoh!