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FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT

Seriously. I want no fucking part of this. Every tedious bit of hero worship I get plastered with is only used by Reddit-at-large to "hold me to a higher standard" (which basically means "I want you to only do things that I agree with so that when you do things I disagree with I can hate-stalk you and chide you for not being a better person"). Know what's worse then half of Reddit wanting to suck your dick? A quarter of reddit wringing their hands with furrowed brow because you said something that upset their delicate sensibilities and since they wanted to suck your dick before but now they're not so sure their self-doubt turns into self-loathing and we can't have that mama would be sad so BURN THE WITCH

Let's get one thing straight:

There are genuinely good people on Reddit. People who help others every day. There have been genuinely good acts performed on Reddit. People helping anonymous strangers and hard-luck cases because they are fundamentally kind. With any luck, this post will fill up with them - we're off to a good start already.

But I am not one of those people.

I'm here for three things:

1) to openly mock rape victims

2) to troll and frustrate film aficionados

3) to get admitted narcotics traffickers back on the streets sooner

The last fucking thing I need is one of my bottomless army of concern-trolls saying "a true Reddit Hero would never have used the f-word, you horrible, horrible man." So I'll take my poop and grin and that will be that.

Deal?

He has never asked anyone for upvotes for himself. He has, a few times, asked for people to upvote others to gauge interest. If all he really cared about was upvotes, he would have stopped writing Sterile a long time ago. The most recent version of Sterile isn't even on Reddit; he posted it via Google Docs instead.

Not to mention he's a certified lawyer... whose only job is that in a bakery. He barely has time to write and has never asked for upvotes.

I have trouble sympathizing because the artist's website is right on the image.

If you go to that site, you can see she has a page of her archive. And look, here's the comic's page. And it wasn't that hard to find, I did ctrl+f "alchem" and it was the only result. This process took about a minute.

I just feel bad for the artist because that submission got a lot of attention, and she could have probably used that ad revenue.

Yes, this is the simplest way.

~~That said, if you have Stylish installed, you can just copy the rage-faces CSS from /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu's stylesheet, and have it apply that CSS to all reddit.com pages. Works a treat. [](/ok "It really is that easy :)")~~

EDIT: Disregard the above. The way I listed is just extra work, and doesn't have any advantages besides not needing Greasemonkey (and really, there can't be that many with Stylish but not GM), plus has the disadvantage of not automatically keeping up-to-date.